10 reasons to be with a Geologist: 
  1. Geologists are down to earth people.
  2. Kiss a Geologists and feel the earthquake.
  3. Geologists can be very sedimental.
  4. Geologists never lose their luster.
  5. Geologists make the bed rock.
  6. Old geologists never die, they recrystallize.
  7. Geologists will date anything.
  8. Geologists Dig mother earth.
  9. Geologists probe crevices.
  10. Geologists have their faults, but they rock.

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