10 reasons to be with a Geologist: 
  1. Geologists are down to earth people.
  2. Kiss a Geologists and feel the earthquake.
  3. Geologists can be very sedimental.
  4. Geologists never lose their luster.
  5. Geologists make the bed rock.
  6. Old geologists never die, they recrystallize.
  7. Geologists will date anything.
  8. Geologists Dig mother earth.
  9. Geologists probe crevices.
  10. Geologists have their faults, but they rock.

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Jenny said... April 23, 2016 at 3:57 AM

They'll do anything 'cuz they have the stones for it.

Fred Explore Jeep said... July 4, 2016 at 4:40 AM

Okay! SOLD! I'm looking for a female SWF (more or less) Geologist 30 to 50 So California. Must like the outdoors and rocks. I'm out exploring twice a month. Long hours no pay. Speaking english is a plus. No serial killers or on the no-fly listers. Joking as side Im looking someone that knows geology because I have a thousand questions and we will be great friends. Yes, I'm single